You've asked for it, yearned for it, even begged for it! Now you can HAVE IT!

Your very own Fuck Doily!!!

Available for the masses! Order yours now! Be the first in your family, neighborhood, state, province, republic, country or outpost to have and fondle these sleek, smooth, sexy Fuck Doilies!

Get your silk fabric doily in pink, white, black, bright red, or deep red.

Precious and prestigious sizes available.

Precious size is about 8 inches wide by 4 inches high.

Prestigious size is about 12 inches wide by 6 inches high.

Treat all your family and friends to the gift that keeps on coming, ... I mean giving ... I mean that looks nice all year round.

Shown here is the precious size. See how supple it is! Smooth and silky, willing to bend to your every whim.

For more doily uses, you can also order the prestigious size. Perfect for that naked end table or bedside stand, just as smooth and silky as the smaller size and equally willing to whim bend.

You may very very delicately let warm soapy water pass over these doilies if they get sticky. Save the hard hand action for elsewhere.

Made in USA from Thai silk